Does anyone know if God has a Twitter account?

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What would God say if He had a twitter account? What would He communicate with those that are following him? Oh I know some of you will say…”read the Bible” or “go to church”. Those are great things and should be done, but this is Twitterville.

For those of you that don’t know what Twitter is don’t feel bad. Simply, it is a way to communicate your thoughts or what you are doing to a number of people all at the same time via the internet and phone. You send it out and it goes to everyone that wants to “follow” you. The catch is that you can only use less than 140 characters to get your message across. Characters…not words, sentences or pages! You have to be concise in what you are trying to say.

Check out three of my friends tweets (that is what they are called) within the last day:
Woke up to no new snow. this is good. (johnfehlen)
Working in a mall kiosk may be the most boring job in a snow storm (Toryfarina)
Forgot power cord going home to get it; I’ll be late to camp (pastortimclark)

What would God tweet to all of us?

Man that is a really awesome mountain I built
Helped a bird that was caught in a tree today
Who order this rain?..ah right I did

The cool thing with God’s Twitter account is that He has a really cool exclusive app. Instead of sending one message to the masses He sends individual tweets out to each of us. We know it as that still, small (less than 140 characters) voice that we hear as we go about our life.

Check out some recent tweets I got from God:
Stop what you are doing it isn’t productive to what I need
Why don’t you shut up (yup God tweets that to me a lot)
I really love you

If you are a follower of God’s Twitter what is he saying to you? If you aren’t a follower of God’s twitter you need to check Him out today.

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One Response to “Does anyone know if God has a Twitter account?”
  1. Joseph says:

    Not sure about what Twitter is? here is a comical look at it.

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8puil_twouble-with-twitter-soustitre_creation

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